Tour Guide
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About the Job
A veteran Glen Canyon tour guide who has spent years reciting the same stories to passing visitors. Retired, outdoorsy, and quietly eccentric - someone who might volunteer with the Boy Scouts or spend his weekends cataloguing desert wildlife. His demeanor lives at one of two extremes - either deeply earnest about the park and its history, or oddly disengaged after years of repetition. Slightly peculiar but recognizable, the kind of character who feels lifted from real life yet heightened enough to belong in the film’s surreal, satirical world… SUPPORTING
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