Balanos

About the Job

Female, Any Ethnicity, Over 40, On the surface Balanos is the most in demand tattoo artist in San Francisco. Her cult-like following has a 2 year waiting list. She is both grounded and gruff, with a wry sense of humor. In reality, she is an immensely powerful ancient tree spirit, who in partnership with Daphne sustains her life force by capturing and consuming those who profit by harming the earth. Her beautiful and hyperrealistic tattoo work is imbued with magic, allowing the images to come to life. Balanos was once the most empathetic tree in the forest, selfless and loving, but an eternity of witnessing extraction and exploitation at the hands of the opportunistic and the greedy, now weigh heavy on her once optimistic heart. Indigenous people, and people with fuller figures encouraged to submit. MUST not be allergic to temporary tattoos. SAN FRANCISCO LOCALS ONLY